Ask and you shall receive…
As someone who rarely drinks coffee, and prefers his daily dose of caffeine in carbonated form, I am entirely ill equipped to talk in depth about espresso machines. When it comes to coffee, the way I drink it is usually instant with a spoonful of sugar. If I’m going for a hot drink, a nice high quality hot chocolate fits the bill. Whipped cream and marshmallows preferred.
So for recommendations, I point you to Trusted Reviews and their recommendation article https://www.trustedreviews.com/best/best-coffee-machines-3430237
Is this a silly post? Yes. Was it worth the 5 minutes to write? Probably not.
Should I be posting more here? Definitely.